The Church of Ted

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NR NAME POSITION MA ST AG AV SKILLS INJ SPP VALUE
1 Gospel Howler Lineman 6 3 3 7 Block, Leader Nig 11/16 80 000
2 Pack Abbot Lineman 6 3 3 7 Block 0/6 50 000
3 Bestial Baptist Lineman 6 3 3 7 Block, Dirty
Player
6/16 70 000
4 Choir Pup Lineman 6 3 3 7 Block 2/6 50 000
5 Angry Paladin Berzerker 6 4 3 7 Block, Frenzy,
Jump up, Mighty
Blow, +ST, Tackle
34/51 180 000
6 Raging Bishop Berzerker 6 3 3 7 Block, Frenzy,
Jump up, Dodge,
Sure Hands, Guard
32/51 160 000
7 Grand Worg Ulfwerener 6 4 2 8 Frenzy, Block,
Guard
19/31 150 000
8 Immortal Fang Ulfwerener 6 4 2 8 Frenzy, Wrestle 13/16 130 000

Number of players: 8

TEAM NAME The Church of Ted Team re-rolls 2* 60 000
RACE Norse Cheerleaders 0 0
COACH Nordheim Assistant coaches 0 0
TREASURY 210 000 Apothecary Ja 50 000
TEAM VALUE 980 000 Fan factor 9

*One of the re-rolls is a bonus for holding the NB7C trophy, and does not count towards team value.

Player statistics

NR NAME LEVEL SPP COMP INT CAS TD MVP
1 Gospel Howler 2 11/16 0 0 0 2 1
2 Pack Abbot 1 0/6 0 0 0 0 0
3 Bestial Baptist 2 6/16 1 0 1 1 0
4 Choir Pup 1 2/6 0 0 1 0 0
5 Angry Paladin 4 34/51 0 0 3 2 4
6 Raging Bishop 4 35/51 1 0 1 9 1
7 Grand Worg 3 19/31 0 0 2 0 3
8 Immortal Fang 2 13/16 0 0 0 1 2

Placements

About the team

At the dawn of Norse Bowl the sport was dominated by unskilled savages playing at being athletes, and occasional foreign elitists bribing the commission and dominating local teams for easy bragging rights. Then, out of the blood drenched snow rose Ted Hansen, the Great Wolf, the Lord of Punishment, crushing all opposition in honest contest, leading his team to glory and establishing the NB7L as a league to be taken seriously.
At least that is what some locals claim as they recount the leagues glory days with religious fervour and watch the current champions with a mix of disdain and envy. The fact that Hansens team, the Lykanz, never won a championship does not diminish their zeal as they preach his superiority to all who would listen, and many who would not.
In between seasons they dress up in wolf costumes, howl at the moon and reenact their great messiahs victories, and now a few of this dubious lot have entered the pitch to compete in his name.
For the glory of Ted!

Matches

See all of the teams matches.