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Results from Norse Bowl 7s Cup 3

The playoffs are over and the winner has been crowned!

Winner: The Church of Ted
2nd place: Svartalfheim screamers
3rd place: Columbia Coinflippers
4th place: Ullern Gatorades
5th place: Roma Dictatoribus

Quarter finals

Columbia Coinflippers vs. Roma Dictatoribus: 2-1

While the weather and the crowd play a significant role in the outcome, muddy ground making running difficult and rocks being thrown at unsuspecting dictators, the Coinflippers win partly because of their strict adherence to a tried and true tactic; the Wall.

Coinflippers: 20k winnings, +1 fan factor, Carly(2xComp, 1xTD, MVP), Jeb!(1xTD)

Roma: pre match(fire Tiberius, hire lineman Marcus Aurelius), 40k winnings, Marcus Aurelius(1xTD), Galba(2xComp), Nero(MVP, +AG)

The Church of Ted vs. Ullern Gatorades: 2-1

The Gatorades start the match at a disadvantage, with a saurus out of commission and having to rely on skinks a lot more than they are accustomed to. The Church manage capitalize on this and among other achievements surf the ST5 saurus, and even though they make the spectacular mistake of forgetting to field their star berzerker in the second half they secure the semifinal spot.

Church: 10k winnings, Rage Bishop(2xTD, +guard), Immortal Fang(MVP)

Gatorades: pre match(hire skink Emile, skink Therese, returning saurus Hans Christian), 50k winnings, -1 fan factor, Benedicte(1xTD), Peter Thomas(MVP)

Screamers

Screamers get a buy and advance

Semifinal

The Church of Ted vs. Columbia Coinflippers: 2-1

The Coinflippers fall to the (somewhat) dark horse, failing to enact their usual strategy of voilence and destruction against the fragile, frenzied fanatics.

Church: 50k winnings, +1 fan factor, Gospel Howler(1xTD), Angry Paladin(1xTD, MVP, +tackle)

Coinflippers: -20k winnings, Carly(1xComp, +strong arm), lincoln(1xTD), Hillary(2xCas, MVP), Donald(MNG)

Screamers

Screamers get a buy and advance

Qualifier

Ullern Gatorades vs. Roma Dictatoribus: 2-1

The quarterfinal losers battle it out in the snow, resulting in a win for the lizards.

Gatorades: 50k winnings, +1 fan factor, Anne Cathrine(1xCas), Therese(1xTD), Benedicte(1xTD), Peter Thomas(MVP)

Roma: 40k winnings, Titus(1xTD), Nero(MVP)

Final

Church of Ted vs. Svartalfheim Screamers: 2-1

After a gruelling match where the Screamers get every single blitzer removed from the pitch, and still keep a tie going into overtime, the church finally manage to drag out a victory. For the glory of Ted!

Church: pre match(spend 170k on inducements), 80k winnings, +1 fan factor, Angry Paladin(1xCas), Rage Bishop(1xTD), Immortal Fang(1xTD, MVP, +wrestle)

Screamers: pre match(spend 150k on inducements), 20k winnings, -1 fan factor, Ravn Vargbiter(1xCas), Fenris Vargbiter(1xTD), Elfgim Jernverge(MVP)

The Church of Ted goes home with the trophy, granting them gold, glory and a team reroll not counting towards team value for as long as they can hold the title.

Thanks for participating, everyone! Don’t get too discouraged by me crushing you all, you’ll get a chance to eviscerate my norsemen next season.

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Church of Ted vs. Roma: 2-1

Season 3 | Match 17

The emperors are defeated in a bloody brawl against the wolf impersonators.

Church of Ted: +1 fan factor, 60k winnings, Choir Pup(1xCas), Beast Baptist(1xCas, 1xTD, 1xComp, +dirty player), Angry Paladin(1xCas), Raging Bishop(1xTD), Grand Worg(MVP, +guard)

Roma: 40k winnings, Titus(1xTD), Galba(1xCas), Augustus(MVP, +wrestle), Tiberius(-AV)

Ullern Gatorades vs. The Church of Ted: 2-1

Season 3 | Match 15

In a match strangely lacking in lopsided dice or weird outcomes, the Gatorades win mostly due to superior play. The snobs.

Gatorades: pre match(fire Hans Christian, Victoria & Pauline, hire skink Joachim), 60k winnings, +1 fan factor, Joachim(MNG, -AG), Anine(1xTD), Benedicte(1xTD), Peter Thomas(MVP)

Church of Ted: 20k winnings, Raging Bishop(1xTD), Grand Worg(1xCas, MVP), Angry Paladin(1xCas)

Church of Ted vs. Ullern Gatorades: 2-0

Season 3 | Match 5

The Church bank their first win in a bloody match against the former champions.

Church: +1 fan factor, 30k winnings, Raging Bishop (1xTD, 1xCas), Gospel Howler(1xTD, MVP, +leader)

Gatorades: -1 fan factor, 10k winnings, Christian August(1xCas), Peter Thomas(1xCas, MVP, +ST), Victoria (1xComp), Benedicte(Niggling Injury)