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Norse Bowl Undercup results

The NBUC is over (a while a go), and the lucky winners are Ullern Gatorades!

This leaves us with the following rankings:

  1. Ullern Gatorades
  2. Deploraballers
  3. Greenskin Urmy
  4. Snorres Nurgle
  5. Viltnemda
  6. Roma Dictatoribus
  7. Bulmers Buxom Bikini Babes

Fan favorites

The following players has inspired fans and rival players through their performances on the pitch, and will be granted the Fan Favourite skill (with no adjustment to team value).

Best thrower (most passing completions: Biggie Smallhands

Best blocker (most casualties): Tiurleik, Peter Thomas, Genrul Idjit, Prince Moranion (the prince will not get his stats changed)

Best scorer (most touchdowns): Benedicte and 2Pence

The stars will keep the Fan Favourite skill until the end of the next undercup. Congratulations to trainer Collett, and we’ll see you all next time.


Stats for the final match

Gatorades: +1ff, 10k winnings, Anne Cathrine (1xTD), Peter Thomas(MVP)
Deploraballers: 40k winnings, Ban Boy(MVP)


NBUC: round 3 results and final

Round 3 is over, with the following results…

Greenskin Urmy vs. Bulmers Buxom Bikini Babes: 1-0
Ullern Gatorades vs. Viltnemda: concession
Deploraballers vs. Snorres Nurgle: 1-0
…giving us the following rankings:

NR Team Points Conc TDD TD CasD Cas
1 Ullern Gatorades 6 0 4 5 0 2
2 Deploraballers 4 0 2 5 -2 2
3 Greenskin Urmy 4 0 2 3 3 4
4 Snorres Nurgle 3 0 -1 1 1 1
5 Viltnemda 3 1 -1 2 2 3
6 Roma Dictatoribus 2 0 -2 3 -1 1
7 Bulmers Buxom Bikini Babes 2 1 -1 0 -3 0

Matchup for the final:

Ullern Gatorades vs. Deploraballers

Good luck to coaches Collett and Vestersjø, give ’em hell, try to schedule your match at a time when as many people as possible can spectate.

Stats for this weeks matches:

Greenskins: +1 fan factor, 80k winnings, Genrul Idjit(1xCas), Privvut Stab(1xTD, MVP, +diving tackle)
Bikini-Babes: Pre match(hire apothecary), 60k winnings, Brianna Burns(MVP)
Gatorades: 70k winnings, Benedicte(2xTD, +AG), Peter Thomas(1xCas, MVP)
Viltnemda: -1 fan factor, Løpetid(1xCas)
Deploraballers: Pre match(hire apothecary), +1 fan factor, 70k winnings, 2Pence(1xTD, -AG), T.Rex(DEAD), Ban Boy(MVP, +dodge
Snorre: 10k winnings, warrior(1xCas, MVP, +tackle), post match(free rotter: T-Rex)

NBUC: round 2 results and round 3 matches

Second round is over with the following results…

Ullern Gatorades vs. Greenskin Urmy: 1-0
Deploraballers vs. Roma Dictatoribus: 3-2
Viltnemda vs. Snorres Nurglings: 1-1

…giving us the following rankings:

NR Team Points TDD TD CasD Cas
1 Ullern Gatorades 4 2 3 0 1
2 Viltnemda 3 1 2 2 2
3 Snorres Nurgle 3 0 1 0 0
4 Deploraballers 2 0 4 -1 2
5 Greenskin Urmy 2 0 2 2 3
6 Bulmers Buxom Bikini Babes 2 -1 0 -2 0
7 Roma Dictatoribus 0 -2 3 -1 1

Matchups for next round:

Ullern Gatorades vs. Viltnemda
Snorres Nurgle vs. Deploraballers
Greenskin Urmy vs. Bulmers Buxom Bikini Babes
Roma Dictatoribus gets a buy.

Please try to get the match scheduled and played by the 14th, or ask the commissioner for an extension if you know you can’t.

Stats for this weeks matches:

Gatorades: +1 fan factor, 10k winnings, Peter Thomas(1xTD, 1xCas), Hans Christian(MVP, +block)
Greenskins: Pre match(hire apothecary), -1 fan factor, 10k winnings, Genrul Idjit(1xCas, MVP, +piling on)
Deploraballers: -1 fan factor, 50k winnings, Betsy Tha DeVa(MNG), 2Pence(2xTD, +dodge), Biggie Smallhands(2xComp, +accurate), jKush(1xTD, +dodge), Prince Moranion(2xCas)
Roma: 40k winnings, Titus(2xTD, MVP, +sprint), Domitian(1xComp), Aug(1xCas), Galba(DEAD)
Viltnemda: -1 fan factor, 20k winnings, Ungfole Frisk(1xTD, MVP, +strip ball)
Nurgle: 30k, Prestigor(1xTD, MVP, +dodge)

NBUC: round 1 results and round 2 matches

The first round of matches has been played with the following results.

Ullern Gatorades vs. Roma Dictatoribus: 2-1
Greenskin Urmy vs. Deploraballers: 2-1
Viltnemda vs. Bulmers Buxom Bikini Babes: concede

We end up with the following rankings:

NR Team Points TDD TD CasD
1 Greenskin Urmy 2 1 2 2
2 Ullern Gatorades 2 1 2 0
3 Viltnemda 2 1 1 2
4 Snorres Nurgle 2 0 0 0
5 Roma Dictatoribus 0 -1 1 0
6 Deploraballers 0 -1 1 -2
7 Bulmers Buxom Bikini Babes 0 -1 0 -2

Matchups for next round:

Greenskin Urmy vs. Ullern Gatorades
Viltnemda vs. Snorres Nurgle
Roma Dictatoribus vs. Deploraballers
Bikini Babes get a buy.

Stats for this weeks matches:

Gatorades: 40k winnings, +1 fan factor, Benedicte(1xTD), Peter Thomas(1xTD, +mighty blow), Hans Christian(MVP)
Roma: pre match(Hire thrower Domitrian & apothecary), 20k winnings, Titus(1xTD), Marcus Aurelius(MVP, +AG)
Urmy: 70k winnings, +1 fan factor, Capt’n Bouncypants(1xTD, MVP, +sure feet), Privvut Stab(1xCas), Privvut Kick(1xTD), Privvut Poke(1xCas)
Deploraballers: 40k winnings, Ban Boy(1xTD, MNG), jKush(MVP)
Viltnemda: 20k winnings, +1 fan factor, Tiurleik(2xCas), Brunst Bekkerø(MVP, +block), Ungfole Frisk(1xCas)
Bikini Babes: Long-armed Lisa(-AV), -1 fan factor

Results from Norse Bowl 7s Cup 3

The playoffs are over and the winner has been crowned!

Winner: The Church of Ted
2nd place: Svartalfheim screamers
3rd place: Columbia Coinflippers
4th place: Ullern Gatorades
5th place: Roma Dictatoribus

Quarter finals

Columbia Coinflippers vs. Roma Dictatoribus: 2-1

While the weather and the crowd play a significant role in the outcome, muddy ground making running difficult and rocks being thrown at unsuspecting dictators, the Coinflippers win partly because of their strict adherence to a tried and true tactic; the Wall.

Coinflippers: 20k winnings, +1 fan factor, Carly(2xComp, 1xTD, MVP), Jeb!(1xTD)

Roma: pre match(fire Tiberius, hire lineman Marcus Aurelius), 40k winnings, Marcus Aurelius(1xTD), Galba(2xComp), Nero(MVP, +AG)

The Church of Ted vs. Ullern Gatorades: 2-1

The Gatorades start the match at a disadvantage, with a saurus out of commission and having to rely on skinks a lot more than they are accustomed to. The Church manage capitalize on this and among other achievements surf the ST5 saurus, and even though they make the spectacular mistake of forgetting to field their star berzerker in the second half they secure the semifinal spot.

Church: 10k winnings, Rage Bishop(2xTD, +guard), Immortal Fang(MVP)

Gatorades: pre match(hire skink Emile, skink Therese, returning saurus Hans Christian), 50k winnings, -1 fan factor, Benedicte(1xTD), Peter Thomas(MVP)


Screamers get a buy and advance


The Church of Ted vs. Columbia Coinflippers: 2-1

The Coinflippers fall to the (somewhat) dark horse, failing to enact their usual strategy of voilence and destruction against the fragile, frenzied fanatics.

Church: 50k winnings, +1 fan factor, Gospel Howler(1xTD), Angry Paladin(1xTD, MVP, +tackle)

Coinflippers: -20k winnings, Carly(1xComp, +strong arm), lincoln(1xTD), Hillary(2xCas, MVP), Donald(MNG)


Screamers get a buy and advance


Ullern Gatorades vs. Roma Dictatoribus: 2-1

The quarterfinal losers battle it out in the snow, resulting in a win for the lizards.

Gatorades: 50k winnings, +1 fan factor, Anne Cathrine(1xCas), Therese(1xTD), Benedicte(1xTD), Peter Thomas(MVP)

Roma: 40k winnings, Titus(1xTD), Nero(MVP)


Church of Ted vs. Svartalfheim Screamers: 2-1

After a gruelling match where the Screamers get every single blitzer removed from the pitch, and still keep a tie going into overtime, the church finally manage to drag out a victory. For the glory of Ted!

Church: pre match(spend 170k on inducements), 80k winnings, +1 fan factor, Angry Paladin(1xCas), Rage Bishop(1xTD), Immortal Fang(1xTD, MVP, +wrestle)

Screamers: pre match(spend 150k on inducements), 20k winnings, -1 fan factor, Ravn Vargbiter(1xCas), Fenris Vargbiter(1xTD), Elfgim Jernverge(MVP)

The Church of Ted goes home with the trophy, granting them gold, glory and a team reroll not counting towards team value for as long as they can hold the title.

Thanks for participating, everyone! Don’t get too discouraged by me crushing you all, you’ll get a chance to eviscerate my norsemen next season.

Columbia Coinflippers vs. Ullern Gatorades: 0-0

Season 3 | Match 19

The Coinflippers mangle the Gatorades going into the playoffs, but do not get any touchdowns.

Coinflippers: 0k winnings, -1 fan factor, Bernie(2xCas), Lincoln(1xCas), Hillary(1xCas), Jeb!(MVP, +wrestle)

Gatorades: pre match(fire Joachim), 30k winnings, -1 fan factor, Carl Christoffer(MNG), Peter Thomas(MVP)

Ullern Gatorades vs. The Church of Ted: 2-1

Season 3 | Match 15

In a match strangely lacking in lopsided dice or weird outcomes, the Gatorades win mostly due to superior play. The snobs.

Gatorades: pre match(fire Hans Christian, Victoria & Pauline, hire skink Joachim), 60k winnings, +1 fan factor, Joachim(MNG, -AG), Anine(1xTD), Benedicte(1xTD), Peter Thomas(MVP)

Church of Ted: 20k winnings, Raging Bishop(1xTD), Grand Worg(1xCas, MVP), Angry Paladin(1xCas)